AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 10

Kris: I enjoyed him tonight for the first time all season. He still can't win. One thing I didn't like. Dude, she worked HARD for the money. Not HOARD for the money. I hate when singers do that.

Youth pastor guy: I'm now convinced he can't wow me. He's good but not great, on his way out. Not this week, but soon.

Crow: Good singing, but underwhelming for the first time. Remember when I said a few weeks ago that the upper end of his middle register is really cool but in danger of being beaten to death? It's beaten to death. He needs to add a new dimension. I still say he wins. Breaking News: I've FINALLY figured out what it is about him that is ever so faintly repulsive. Its his head. It's too big. And you would'nt think so, but somehow the effect is repulsive.

Matt: Sang the best disco song of all time, and managed to make it suck. Go home.

Lil: Extra Large pooperoni pizza. Go home.

Noopdog: Not bad, but not good. The stench of failure is building, getting stronger every week. His time is short. The sharks are circling, there's blood in the water.

Allison: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Going home, Noop and Lil.