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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sorry Jack, Chucky's back!

The girl who sang Aerosmith did it pretty well. Big problem for her: The Nose. That's a big shnozz she's got, and it's costing her votes. Check it out next time you see her. She'll make it pretty far in the competition, but I smell trouble once she gets to the top three. Not nearly as well as she smells it, but clearly nonetheless.

The youth pastor was pretty good. He's yet to blow me away, but he's pretty good.

Crow, mixed feelings. He sang it pretty well. It's kind of hard to take him seriously singing an outlaw biker anthem after I saw him in a dress and high heels. Ok, so he's gay. Whatever. Elton John is gay and I love Elton John. But you wouldn't see EJ sing born to be wild. Sorry to say it, but once people know you're gay, certain songs are off limits. All that said, I still think he's the best singer of the lot and probably will win.

Lil, someone stick a fork in her, she's done.

Anoop dog, sang pretty well, didn't wow me. And I don't think he has a wow moment in him.

Guy at the piano, double turdburger, no lettuce no tomato.

That's all that stuck out. Lil and piano guy in the bottom two, with Lil going home. And don't let the door bump your butt on the way out.

2 comments:

  1. Actually, you hit the nail on the head on a couple of counts. The main one is song choice for gay guys. Some things are unfortunately off limits. Born to be Wild is definitely one of them. Another point well made is that, so far Danny has done nothing on the WOW level. I really want him too,cuz he has a stun voice. I had 2 really good laughs..turdburger and a fork in Lil. MLOL

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  2. I thnk your probably right too....born to be wild done by not only a gay guy but a cross dresser, was weird. I think "real" rockers will have a hard time with it....and Danny, your right....he is soooo good....but I'm still waiting for his berinni, you know, kind of like Katherine McPhee's somewhere over the rainbow....the difference of course being, Danny NEVER misses a note, where Katherine missed soooo many she is still looking for them....Anoop CAN sing, however, he is annoying and can't win so he's somewhat pointless, and you know he's reached his peak with no where to go but down. And Lil and Matt are both so done they are burnt and krispy....

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